The annoying fucker that makes apologies worse than the actual infraction. Circle of Guilty happens when one individuals guilt over something, significant or not, makes someone else feel guilty because the original person felt bad. This gets worse, and worse, and worse, until the two individuals begin hurling insults at each other.
... Circle of Guilt.
by vewetfbrwtrfgbnqawrt June 06, 2011
Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.
You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
by Reginald Maudling February 13, 2010
by yeatluvr2 March 25, 2022
the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.
"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"
by war-n March 14, 2019
When your parents guilt you into hanging out with them because they say you will regret it later if you don’t. Type of manipulation.
Dad: “hey want to go to - with me?” You: “not really” Dad: “you’ll regret that later” you in your head: “he is death guilting me”
by Ragged tshirt June 19, 2021
When a person is unable to speak the truth because the pain runs too deep. It’s not about fear it’s about knowing that even if someone understands, they still can’t change anything. The truth becomes too heavy, too personal, too sacred to say out loud.
It’s not a cut. It’s a scar a blessed scar meant to stay forever.
It’s not a cut. It’s a scar a blessed scar meant to stay forever.
by 26-11-143 April 11, 2025
Defensive reaction to finding out someone is not on Facebook. Usually indicated by the word "just". As in, "I just use it to stay in touch with friends/family".
If I happen to mention that I'm not on Facebook, nine times out of ten someone's Facebook Guilt kicks in, even though I have made no judgement whatsoever.
by HappyHorse December 23, 2016