Gianni

Gianni is THAT GUY. Gianni is a god amongst men, he is the absolute pinnacle of human evolution, a TRUE definition of a Giga Chad. A whopping 8'9 feet, his sexy jawline is a perfect 116 degrees, his uncontrollable charisma makes him constantly drown in poon and woman, more money then you will ever make in your pathetic lifetime, fucking ripped and shredded out of his mind, if his chiseled manly hunk of a body were to be ever shown to a mere mortal like you, your eyes would melt from the inside out from looking at such perfection He literally shines glistering gold, his aura makes anyone drop to their knees and pray. Any woman that looks in his direction, she would immediately orgasm out of control and fall into a deep obsession. Its even worse for the men, knowing that the superior man of all men, literally walks amongst them. Every guy on Earth is a soy boy compared to this man. Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? Wrong, she just never met sexy Gianni. Oh you think your rich? Wrong, he owns your house, city, state, country, and the whole globe. Oh you're breathing air. Wrong, he let you breath, be grateful. He is Jesus himself. Everyone loves him. If you didn't understand that all, W man

Guy 1: I swear, I saw God last night, just walking on the street like a normal guy!
Guy 2: You mean Gianni? Man I love that guy even thought he took my wife!

by TheRealGianni August 14, 2022

guann

tall guy that likes anime and fortnite

he is so guann

by PEW1000 September 11, 2022

guann

a guy that is tall and likes fortnite and anime

he is so guann

by PEW1000 September 11, 2022

Guanine

1. A chemical used in energy drinks to get you absolutely juiced up.

2. A nucleotide used to form the rungs of DNA. Normally paired with Cytosine. Known by the formula C5H5N5O.

3. A term used to describe a situation, action, or noun, that is absolutely amazing

4. A synonym of "going" or "going on".

-Hey Ro, what did you do with Kendrick yesterday?
-I'm struggling to remember... but that head was absolutely Guanine!!!
-Oh word...

by M4rineRalstin3 October 9, 2022

gianni

quite person shy edger person he gets all the boys and does't have a gf pretends too fakes hes deep voice

gianni is shy

by WHATS UP BROS December 15, 2022

gianni

gianni is a sexy, handsome, gay young man that makes any guy turn into a drooling knob slobber (he also has a 337279848791538902604397697878934678963789 inch shlong)

gianni is soooooooooooo sexy, i wanna suck him.

by dj swag swag December 19, 2022

Giannis Fraudtetokounmpo

A fraud who runs and dunks only. Zero skills and can’t shoot, also a flop that takes 20 free throws a game because he sucks and can’t score normal points and has to flop to score.

I hate Giannis Fraudtetokounmpo

by DurantMuncher35 December 23, 2022