Eighth Grade Dance

Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.

Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.

by Big Droz June 23, 2009

6th Grader

A retarded little kid that starts the phase of trying to be cool like the older kids.

6th Grader: Bro, I sniffed a sharpie before going out to recess today
Other 6th Grader: Wow you must be turnt dude!

by TurntAF June 8, 2013

5th grade boner

jsut like 5th grade when all the blood rushes to your dick but ur dick itsnt fully devloped yet

Dang, Kate just showed me her boobs and now i got a 5th grade boner.

by laxbro99 November 30, 2011

gradeaux

pronounced (grah-doo)

similar to 'crud'. anything gross, dirty, dried-up stickiness, or nasty stuff that has become attached to something else.

someone splashed mud on me and now i have this gradeaux on my arm.

i have gradeaux on my teeth...didn't brush 'em this morning.

by linzzbob October 5, 2009

greaden

The best damn thing possible!

This party is the fucking greaden!

by ruuuuuuuuuubin May 24, 2004

gradexist

like sexist or racist, gradexist is a person that looks down upon people in a younger grade at school or at work.

"piss off, freshman!"
"your so gradexist."

by yellowchewy August 4, 2009

3rd grader

3rd grade. A place of pain....at least for me. 3rd graders are in that stage when they think they are really cool but really no one cares. You are considered cool if you have an I-pad and you are practically the queen/king if you hebe your very own phone!
And...mmm....if you can text! you are officially the representative of all things third grade.
It is also a time when the game of boys vs girls on a playground is reserved for the "popular" kids, it also means that if you are tagged BOOM you got urself a bf/gf. 3rd graders tend to think they are the coolest when really they are short and bothersome. They are very naggy but they think they are HILARIOUS. They are VERY annoying.

7th grader: ugg we have little buddies today
Mom:what's wrong?
7th grader: my little buddy is a 3rd grade boy
Mom:ohhhhh....good luck

3rd grader: annoying af

by CautionxBlondie October 29, 2017