gaffuh

(n.) A term of endearment used amongst a group of homosexual males; never to be used in a negative fashion. Not to be confused with a (cinematic) gaffer.

You're the fucking best, you gaffuh!

by JayIsTheBest February 3, 2014

Giraffe

Creature who has a long tongue and loves eating cheese and also has a f***ed up knee

She is such a Giraffe

by CrazyChicken297 October 9, 2019

The Giraffe of People

Someone who is really tall, as is the giraffe compaired to many other animals.

To a tall person: "Damn, you're so tall, you're the giraffe of people."

About a tall person: "Dude, did you see that guy? He was like the giraffe of people."

by SpacePanda December 11, 2008

jd gaff

A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.

Sometimes describes physical pain.

I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!

Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.

by Kerry Lemay November 10, 2008

dying giraffe

When your friend gets a horrible look on their face that can only be described as a dying giraffe.

Man, wipe that dying giraffe look off your face!

by JackieB! March 9, 2010

lochlan gaffney

That injury prone kid who always seems to get hurt.

Did you hear about that kid the other day?
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!

by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015

Electric giraffe

It is a solo sex act in which you start by wrapping your penis in in tin foil, followed by pulling your ballsack back to form a giraffe like symbol with your phallic member, then continuing to insert your tin foil wrapped genitalia into a live electrical socket.

Jim: "Drew how did you end up in the hospital last night?"
Drew: "I tried an electric giraffe and got some shocking results."

by snorlax69 June 3, 2016