Gooch Tennis

Namely a slang term for sex between two men. The term originates from the effect that occurs amongst the scrotum of the "giver" during homosexual anal intercourse. While the giver goes in and out of the receiver, his scrotal sack will swing back and forth. As he goes in, the scrotum smacks against his partner's gooch. As he pulls back, the sack flings against his own gooch. This pattern repeats as intercourse continues, and the scrotum swings rapidly back and forth between gooches, thus the obvious reference to a game of tennis.
1. I heard {someone's name} is gay. He's playing gooch tennis with {another man's name} every Saturday.

2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.
by RemisSenis April 24, 2008
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Gooch monster

When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all
dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.
by black man 2012 January 14, 2010
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gooch it up

To make things more difficult than they need to be. Get caught up in the details.
The solution is simple, don't gooch it up!
by CAVOK January 06, 2012
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Gooch Glide

The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.
Derek: Smell my fingers
Gary: Where the fuck have they been?
Derek: Gooch glide
by wanker Jord January 22, 2008
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gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
by penno April 27, 2008
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Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
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Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region
by My name February 11, 2003
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