Namely a slang term for sex between two men. The term originates from the effect that occurs amongst the scrotum of the "giver" during homosexual anal intercourse. While the giver goes in and out of the receiver, his scrotal sack will swing back and forth. As he goes in, the scrotum smacks against his partner's gooch. As he pulls back, the sack flings against his own gooch. This pattern repeats as intercourse continues, and the scrotum swings rapidly back and forth between gooches, thus the obvious reference to a game of tennis.
1. I heard {someone's name} is gay. He's playing gooch tennis with {another man's name} every Saturday.
2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.
2. Dude, you're so gay. Why don't you go play Gooch Tennis with another guy.
by RemisSenis April 24, 2008
by black man 2012 January 14, 2010
The solution is simple, don't gooch it up!
by CAVOK January 06, 2012
The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.
by wanker Jord January 22, 2008
The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
by penno April 27, 2008
Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region
by My name February 11, 2003