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spliff goblin 

Someone who constantly begs weed off people, but is reluctant to share their own.
dammit, stop being such a spliff goblin
spliff goblin by bellendz October 27, 2010

Gobshite goblin

Someone who doesn't care much about anything except for themselves, especially in a time of need. They tend to put themselves first in every situation.
Person 1: Where's Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.

Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
Gobshite goblin by Sinnivar December 21, 2019

Code goblin 

Someone who asks others for their code when their own doesnt work.
Code goblin by Halux12 May 8, 2022

grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.
Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin

Poncho Goblin 

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
Poncho Goblin by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Down Down to Goblin Town 

A song from the 1977 movie The Hobbit inspired by J.R.R.Tolkien.

References a place in the realm of Middle Earth.

Which plays during the movie when the Dwarves and Bilbo Baggins are ambushed and captured by Goblins.

South Park parodied the 1977 song during their Wikileaks episode, when Lemmiwinks is stopping Wikileaks.
"Down Down to Goblin Town."
"Down Down to Goblin Town."
Usually anything related to goblins or Lord of the Rings will end in singing this song.