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subtle giraffe 

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"
andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*

sneaky giraffe 

one who is skilled in the arts of sneakiness. one who can disapear when ever they choose too.
"Oh man. Greg went sneaky giraffe mode and took my wallet last night."
sneaky giraffe by duncan powell January 1, 2012

tidewater giraffe 

Fake mascot of the PRT.
The tidewater giraffe is not the mascot of the PRT, dumbass.
tidewater giraffe by Not Rocket December 27, 2016

Slippery Giraffe 

The act is which you pour lube down someones throat and proceed to Throat fuck them.
I just slippery giraffed my girlfriend last night.

Salty Giraffe 

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out
Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday
Salty Giraffe by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017

white giraffe

A erection or otherwise known as a boner
I had a white giraffe when I saw my sexy girlfriend
white giraffe by S_W_F_L December 28, 2017