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Glow Walker

Glow Walker (G.W.R.) Describes the modern post y2k person whose lives are more or less their social media avatar’s journey. The Glow Walker has no real grounded soul, family, or nurture unit. The Glow Walker prefers friends or “cyber” friends to traditional family or social groups. The lack of so many social norms in the modern Glow Walker’s life fuels the need and desire to constantly witness other people’s realties and lives unfold on TV and Online to feel alive.

The Glow Walker is an automation organism that self generates their energy through feeding from the live charge the real human achiever’s radiate. Glow Walker’s always want reality TV show moments their own lives but never have real lives worth watching. Glow Walker consistently Glow Walk into any and every situation searching for someone else’s life that glows brightly. As a result, they can never be fulfilled. Glow Walker’s are raised and schooled by the American media culture, and more centrally, by fellow Glow Walker media culture graduates and peers. Their chief mode of operation is gaining stimulation and fulfillment from the study of others to create the simulation of fullness and excitement in their own lives. However, the reality that a self actualized person possesses from actual human interaction and personal development during their live’s trials and triumphs can not be “absorbed” and implemented through the study or worship of celebrities, athletes, achievers etc.
She calls her boyfriend a "hard core sportsman" although he's only watched sports on tv his whole life and has attempted to participate in any sports himself much less even gone to a live sporting event, their both total glow walkers.
by Bob Buckner February 4, 2010
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blow glow

the glazed over appearence of a man after he has been given superior head followed by anal sexual relations
Brian deffinatly has some blow glow goin on!!
by bgcreation May 17, 2009
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glowstringing

The art of spinning glowtick(s) or any lighting device (eg. LED, or any other electrically lit device) on the end of a string (or even a chain) of any type. This art form is deriven from the concept of poi, which is the art of spinning fire on a string or chain. Glowstringing has even become a form of dance.
That crew, String-E People, has some crazy glowstringing skills!

I was outside glowstringing with some friends.
by Christian Linares January 29, 2004
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glowne

Post Tripping Feeling, The descend back to reality
Jeff had that Glowne Look in his eye
by JTO Man November 8, 2007
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glow

I gotta wash that halter top I wore to the club last night--I glowed all over it!
by Mariela December 26, 2008
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glowify

to use kitten magic and with its power create a red glow to emit from one's computer
Those Christmas tree lights are so legit....it's like someone wanted to glowify them.
by california_lateshift May 9, 2008
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glow

a brand that stands for Girls Leading Our World.
I got this kiwi body spray from GLOW.
by Angelacia June 19, 2007
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