La Gelati

Modern slave trade

I’m going to La Gelati to get my new slave!!!

by Wasiwas August 20, 2021

La gelati

A child sweatshop

“La Gelati doesn’t pay their workers shit”

by KermitThe_Frog August 20, 2021

backseat gelato

Backseat Gelato is when you're tapping someone from behind, and you glaze them with a nice soft-serve dollop between their cheeks as you finish. Ideally preceded by "I hope you're hungry... ".

"Heard you were up camping by the lake with your girl this weekend. Did she finally let you tap that?"

"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"

by Saeryf January 19, 2022

Felder-gelder

A nut shot. A punch/kick/strike to the groin, intentional or otherwise, specifically to somebody with (presumed) testicles.
Named after Paul “The Irish Dragon” Felder who, in his capacity as UFC commentator, seems to have witnessed a disproportionately high number of groin strikes.

To “geld” is to castrate.

DC - Ooo looked like a bad cup shot there Mikey!
MB - That’s right DC, the ref calls time and the fighter has 5 minutes to recover while we chalk up another Felder-gelder 😃
PF - Guys, please, don’t…

by pasticheaf July 19, 2022

sam gellaitry

The best Scottish musician ever.

Honestly, no one on this site knows who Sammy G is so I just decided to make a definition out of boredom (obviously)

sam gellaitry is awesome

by CarkyAmster March 4, 2023

bfb gelatin hot

A digital virus that floods your phone with bfb gelatin content in the form of Google searches, gallery Pictures, Geometry Dash levels, etc.
See "bfdi blocky hot" for a different strain of this virus

Wa-wait I don't remember searching bfb gelatin hot. WH- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABS WITH GELATIN?!

by MANJUEGAZOS November 1, 2023

Sharai Galdamez

Sharai is a very pretty and adorable girl who is also extremely smart.She has the most big and beautiful eyes i've ever seen. ANY GUY THAT IS DUMB ENOUGH TO LOSE HER SHOULD BE PUT IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL. Especially if their name starts with a M or U and especially a J. She deserves everything, she took my breath away, she is so cute too, i feel normal around her, like she wouldn't really judge me, she has this presence like she was so warm with a fresh breeze, like the same feeling when it's starting to become fall and there's a cool breeze on a warm day, yk? April 13, this was the day i felt the feeling of love, the feeling of loving another person, man it's the best feeling ever, on this day it was the same day that we kissed for the first time, when i kissed her it felt magical, i fell in love with her after we kissed for the first time but i didn't realize that at that time, we were on call later that day and i realized that she has treated me with such care and hasn't judged me once, she listens to me and only cares about me, she had done so much in that little time that no girl could even come close too, that kiss opened my eyes as to how deeply in love i was, but i couldn't tell her that because we weren't dating and i didn't want to scare her off and make her think that i'm moving to fast so i never told her.She is a very special girl who should be treated like the princess she is, i love her, she's my princesa:)

guy 1:Damn she's pretty! Who is she?
me: She's Sharai Galdamez and she's my wife, I will murder you and your family if you look at her again.

by luis-rdz.1226 November 19, 2023