Gammon roll

A gammon roll refers to a dirty clunge fuck fest. Where the girl has a messy beaver.

For example, Rachel asked Harry to come over for a gammon roll and to bring some mayo. What she meant was she wants pumped full of cum by Harry the bed slitherer

by Mc specto October 9, 2019

gammonette

The female version of a gammon.

Usually fat, sunburnt, with ugly tattoos and screaming kids. Will abuse retail workers for a discount and hates minorities.

Cor, look at that premium gammonette over there!

by slamkobe June 7, 2021

Gammonfodder

When your in a seemingly intellectual argument on social media sites with politically correct/incorrect sensitive individuals and you double back them and make them explode with pure keyboard rage and appear the opposite of they're argument.

A person that has completely lost the plot and can't entertain anyones opinions but they're own. They become gammonfodder - the butt of all keyboard warriors jokes.

Did you see Jim's rant? Complete Gammonfodder.

by Azzarius June 15, 2021

gammoaning

That whining sound you hear when the celebrity, who very vocally supported Brexit, finds out that Brexit actually includes them and they have to get a visa to go tour...

When Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickinson found that ending 'freedom of movement' for EU citizens to the UK was reciprocated by countries within the EU ending his freedom of movement within the EU, he started gammoaning very loudly on Twitter.

by drewstofur June 29, 2021

Dog gammon

u know when dog gammon

he's eating my dog gammon. Pls no

by aznee346 February 21, 2021

big gammon

Someone very fat and obese

Junior is a big gammon

by ClipzvokeYT March 13, 2023

gammin rooster

when someone thinks there cool but aren't,when someone tries to be funny but isn't,or when someoneis being a try hard..Basically used to pay someone out..

kit."heh,z man look at my tattoos" zac"sure cunt,your a gammin rooster

by tatboy November 9, 2008