Gage

Your mental age. It can be the same as, lower, or higher than your age in years.

He is 17, but his gage is 9.

by General Ray November 15, 2021

Gage

Usually short, blonde, and annoying. They usually play football and think they are good at it. But in reality they take sacks and throw picks.

Dang it gage is back in the might as well give the other team the ball.

by Caleb2234 January 31, 2022

get gamed on

you say this when you absolutely devastate one of your homeslice brodudes

Guy: Bro why did you do that that was so uncool
Dude: get gamed on

by Spook404 February 12, 2020

gage

any guy that goes out with the same girl for more than 3 times in a row. and if they're an even bigger gage, they'll go out with their ex-gf's good friend to make them mad or jealous.

girl1: that guy is such a gage!
girl 2: yeah, i know, he went out with you and now he's going out with ur friend!how rude

by pipper March 2, 2005

Gage

A guy that is ugly, around 25,000 lbs, girls go away from him, he cant have sex because his dick is smaller than a grain of sand.

Him: Hey laides
Ladies: Nope
Man: That guy is a real gage you know that

by dfijahfiadf March 23, 2017

Gabed

Having an acquaintance that likes to bore you with the same stories day after day, but walks away when you start speaking.

Wow, I just listened to his story about his hometown for the tenth time and when I tried to tell him something he Gabed me!

by Punxy March 14, 2011

gage

a gay homo who trys to be cool but ends up to be gay

if you come on to a guy u are a gage

by max159 July 31, 2007