Gabe-5442

coolest man ever, single, and hes cracked at fortnite

Oua me love gabe-5442

by xoAntisocial November 26, 2020

Gabes

short bald men...usually strong to the point of scary. Homosexual. Anger-balls.

Kiki: AHH! THOSE FUCKERS! I WANT TO GET HOME! I THINK I'LL KILL SOMEONE!

Lulu: Dude..don't be a gabe.

by Darla June 13, 2005

Gabe's Cookies

The most repulsive cookies this world has ever seen. Made under a bridge on a greasy stove top, on a rack.

Guy 1: Bro have you seen Gabe's cookies?
Guy 2: Nah, What do they look like?
Guy 1: Show's Guy 2 the Gabe's Cookies
Guy 2: *Commits Suicide*

by T3chSupp0rt July 6, 2018

gabe itches

A prank that is funny but also is a kinda not.

:yeetus: say gabe itches 10 times fast :me: ok gabeitches gabeitches :me: oh wait :yeetus: *epicly dabs to the sunset*

by ThE RoBoT KiD December 8, 2019

Gabe time

Someone who is usually late or never shows up when he makes previous plans with friends

We waited up for you last night but we remembered that you were on gabe time so we figured you wouldn't come

by Ryan Atwood6789 July 5, 2010

Gabe Shirt

Any variety of 80's-style baseball T-shirt with a white body and colored sleeves/collar.

"I heard that Ragstock is having a sale on Gabe Shirts today."

by Redsleeves February 4, 2010

Gabe Rowland

Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)

Gabe Rowland is a simp.

by pseudonym rookie January 22, 2020