gump

a cringe or shit hair cut and people can also be gump

the chads hair was gumpy as shit

by thatgumpguy May 2, 2021

Gump

Cum/spunk

Emily asked jenson if she could drink his gump.

by Jensyboo January 29, 2021

Gump

A gump is what prisoners call a gay man on the inside.

“That gump whooped that motherfucker’s ass. Told him he could suck his dick.”

by mybeccca October 2, 2024

Gumped

To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.

Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!

by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

Bubble gump

One that resembles the look of a chinless bubbles from trailer park boys, and slow like forest gump. Also usually a mouth breather.

The bubble gump lookin ass bus driver drove past 17 bus stops in a row and 38 people were late to there jobs... Dumbass mother fucker.

by Jwelder91 February 26, 2019