Gertle

A narcissistic pathological liar that definitely owns Felk's server. He is also referred to as Light Yagami, the main character of popular anime "Death Note".

Source - I MADE IT UP

I trust Gertle, he's the truth sayer. What do you mean he made everything up and is swatting my house?

by Gertle The Truth Sayer August 14, 2022

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Gerthantheclopse

A big guy (or girl) with large enough breasts that it is impossible or difficult to clean the space in between. Thus, sweat and dirt accumulates in the cavity.

I'm not playing shirts vs skins with that guy... he's a total Gerthantheclopse!

I motorboated this Gerthantheclopse last week, and now I have hepatitis.

You're welcome to titfuck me, but I'm warning you, I'm a Gerthantheclopse.

by Prongka December 18, 2008

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Gerry Status

A status given to a person based on their reactions, both physical and mental after consuming illegal drugs.

"whoa, haha.. watch and listen to Logan try to explain the inner workings of communist russia, he is totally at Gerry Status"

by G Banks March 29, 2010

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gert

Refering to the "shit" as far as marijuana goes. This is the stuff you want your sack to be: "The gert"

Man, that shit is so good, that is the gert!

by nigga May 20, 2003

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Gert Smulders

Gert Smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly pornagraphic actor from Denmark. He has starred in many famous pornos such as "Old and Young." He tends to be having sexual intercourse with younger woman. His broken English and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly porn stars.

"Man I watched some of Gert Smulders porn last night, jeez, I was terrified yet laughing my ass off."

by Victim of a Filthy Tandberg August 5, 2016

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