Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session

He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.

by BombTBomb April 23, 2021

Gentleman's Wishbone

Occurs when two men are double penetrating one lucky lady only to have their ball hair tangle and need to be removed by rapidly pulling away. Only one may win, leaving the other too tender to continue. To the winner go the spoils.

The 3 way was all fun and games until we found ourselves tethered by the gentleman's wishbone.

by Cooltron69 December 7, 2017

Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.

"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

gentleman's rebate

Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.

Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.

by Brandonn S.87 October 7, 2019

Gentleman's Ton

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.

Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash

by Lord Gott March 29, 2013

A Gentleman’s Lift

Moving your golf ball from a bad spot to a good spot without taking a penalty stroke.

Mike: “Look where my ball landed! Brutal!”

Jamie: “Just take a Gentleman’s Lift”

by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020

Gentleman's Tournament

A beer pong tournament in which teams dress up in formal attire. The rules are very basic, allowing no re-racks, no bounce shots, no bring backs, and always having a chance for rebuttal. Generally, the classiest dressed gets recognition as there is humor in those who over do it.

Guy 1: "Who won the Gentleman's Tournament last week?"

Guy 2: "The team with the monocles."

by ThatGuy20 May 8, 2012