National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

Shut The Fuck Up Day

Shut The Fuck Up Day takes place on April 17 where everyone stops talking, and whoever talks is automatically a homosexual.

Oh shit it's Shut The Fuck Up Day time to shut the fuck up

by TheEditorOfTheWorld April 16, 2021

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

Fuck The Eclipse Day

after one day and after the eclipse has ended you can bully people who is a fanboy of tds umbra or cosplay as her or has a pfp of her this lasts for 2 days

guy:Hey dude its Fuck The Eclipse Day lets go bully umbra fanboys
guy 2:alright dude this is gonna be so much fun!

by idontknowwhattonamethis December 23, 2023

National Fuck Day

National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.

Yes, National fuck day!

by ThatOneTaco April 19, 2020

National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him

It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day

by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025