Ahh, where do I start? Jon; the hottest, most elegant straight pube having man I have ever seen. His snapscore is off the roof, but I honestly don’t blame him. He has a big, and when I say big… I mean Madeline Cooney big. According to Jonathan David Foster, in quotes: “eh, i’d do anal” 😂. He’s so silly, but he takes it seriously if you call him Mississippi boi. One time, Jon talked to all 3 cousins of each other, talk about inbred kink 🗣💯.
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by jimbo deeny August 1, 2004
Get the fosters mug.A tax supported program whereby complete losers who aren't smart/competent enough to use birth control can have full-time babysitting services provided for up to 3 years before deciding to be a somewhat responsible parent.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
This program also provides many benefits to the "loser", AKA bio-parent, including visits with the children at the loser's convenience (they don't have to show up if they have something more important to do, like sleep), free phones, subsidized rent, groceries, free health care, etc.
The foster parents, meanwhile, are attempting to teach the wild animals, er, offspring of these loser bio-parents to be civilized human beings.
At the end of the 3 years, the bio-parent, if they decide that it's not too much trouble, can make a sudden effort to appear responsible, in which case they get their offspring back on a permanent basis, and the loser pattern is extended another generation.
Well, we've had these kids for almost three years, and now they're going back to "Mom", so they can live in the house and ride in the car, and go to the doctor, all paid by our taxes.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
At least "Mom" stopped smoking crack a couple of months ago. Maybe she won't leave the 5-year-old at home alone when she goes out to get more drugs. Or maybe they'll end up in foster care again.
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Get the Flastered mug.A syndrome that happens when a redneck tries to be super intellectual, but in reality sound the biggest douchebag in the universe. It is very common for people with the is syndrome to drink, smoke, and dip excessively.
Fosterist: I believe that by wearing my Nike shirts because it is made in the United States. I believe that if you don't have shoes made in America you are a disappointment. I believe that if everyone was a Libertarian then America could be at peace
Friend: What is his problem?
Me: He has a case of Fosterism.
Friend: Ok.
Friend: What is his problem?
Me: He has a case of Fosterism.
Friend: Ok.
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Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.
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