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Flavor of the month

What a girl likes a guy to be, depending on what month it is.
Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Before I turn myself into one of those guys for you, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The systematic emasculation and pussification of the male half of the human race isn't being yourself for a girl, it is bullying no matter what sex you are.
by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021
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Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.
Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"
by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023
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Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man
person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored
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oridginal flavor

Da much-loved traditional recipe for grooved potato chips.
Da classic salt-'n'-vinegar potato chips are okay, but I love da oridginal flavor kind even better 'cuz they hold da dip better than da smooth-surfaced wafers do.
by QuacksO January 3, 2022
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flavored

to have flavor, steez, a high amount of swagger and self confidence, unique style, etc.
“Man, of course we had sex on the first date. She couldn’t resist how flavored I was.”
by tylercoolidge May 31, 2021
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full flavor profile

When your partner is so proficient at performing fellatio and has a long enough tongue to lick our anus, taint, and scrotum at the same time.
I've heard that Beth's tongue is so long she can have the full flavor profile.
by The Crafty Otter August 14, 2017
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Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.
"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
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