fighting God

taking the worst, most painful shit of your life

"Where's Dave?"
"He's fighting God, he's been on the can for half an hour now"

by laurpal April 17, 2022

fighting shoes

fight shoes is when you finna beat a bitch up den put on sum fighting shows

girll i need sum fighting shoes

by robin monee May 31, 2022

fighting spirit

The will to go on.

"That kid's shown some impressive fighting spirit". - Richard Epcar as Chief Kamagawa - Hajime No Ippo: Fighting Spirit 2000 C.E. Episode 29.

by TheHeroKing May 11, 2023

Lag Fighting

When you are fighting with someone over AIM or Facebook Chat and in the time it takes you to type your response they have typed something else, and you send it after that topic has died.

Person 1: texting is for winners!!
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!

Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.

by Avenator14 November 10, 2010

square fingering

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.

"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"

by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015

accidental fingering

When you are typing and you are trying to capitalize one letter but you hold the shift key down too long and capitalize two or more letters in the same word

Man I hate it when I'm typing and keep on accidental fingering my words.

by johnsondong September 4, 2016

Gold Fingering

The process of sexually harassing, impregnating, and finally abandoning every female every female you come into contact with, like James Bond.

Your father was gold fingering the entire office, and now i'm stuck with you.

by PickleYourNipples January 14, 2017