fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.

by Drizzah October 22, 2008

fecalation

The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.

Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.

Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.

Me: Yup.

by auralex October 14, 2014

fecal prick

a Piece of Shit person is a Fecal Prick

imma fecal prick i got no excuse, but just to bust it loose because it seemed legit, Sixx Digit

by MBK419 February 26, 2015

fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015