The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016

Fecal Freddy

Someone one who has nightmares about poo

Had another fecal Freddy last night and now I’m tired

by few2020 November 10, 2021

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.

by Drizzah October 22, 2008