Wichita Falls

The City of Wichita Falls is inconveniently located in the North East corner of the Buttcrack/Armppit area of North Texas. A misnomer, the town doesn't feature falls, having been destroyed in the 1800's by the forward thinking settlers of this area. However, it's not a total misnomer, since the town's most striking attraction is a brown-water fountain, stylized as a waterfall, which stinks of dead fish and is situated next to an interstate highway. Wichita Falls is an economically dead city that is home to sparse commerce and industry; mostly held intact by an Air Force base. The city has several "husks of knowledge," or empty high-rises, Sheppard Air Force Base, whose global presence mostly stays on base, a workforce with post-secondary educational attainment below the national average, and a community spirit centered around Budweiser, country music and chasing decade-old metropolitan trends. The Kemp Center for the Arts is home to the Arts Council who exclusively produces plays branded by Disney since the local populace lacks the cultural refinement to watch any performance with which they're unfamiliar. The Symphony Orchestra plays every few months and their shows are advertised in the local paper, after each show. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive and are probably where you should live instead, if you are set on living in Texas or Oklahoma. That said, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit, but not worthy of a return.

Arlen sucks and Wichita Falls rules! Do you know why? Because I can be in the great state of Oklahoma in five minutes. Go Sooners!

by ds7202 April 28, 2022

Chocolate Falls

When someone stands on another's shoulders and they both take a dump (preferably diarrhea) at the same time, thus producing a cascade-like effect.

Last time I had mexican for dinner, me and Linda got drunk and made some chocolate falls on Steve's garden. It was quite heart (and back) warming.

by Ucares August 30, 2012

Fall 89

To hook up with an extremely hot member of the opposite sex. Implies both quality and quantity.

The club was full of hotties throwing themselves at me, I pulled a “fall 89”!

by Delta gamma - pi phi October 7, 2020

Feather falling

The thing you use to prevent you from being deaded by fall damage

I put feather falling on my cat and through her off the Eiffel Tower sadly she died

by Imthedenverguy February 29, 2020

Churchill Falls

the most boring town in the whole world. home to 600 people and no fun activities. nothing to do but sit down inside all day and wish you were gone. if you were in this town for 5 seconds you'd wanna leave as soon as you got here. you can't get along with everyone because you know them too much so you always getting in fights, and getting sick of everyone. overall this place is the biggest shithole in the world

churchill falls.

by krhesaoofn :) April 8, 2011

Fall Gays

Fall Guys, But with huge 12 inch penises out of the bean. Fall Gays is a term used by many to be an alarm to pull their penis out, or to play the game "Fall Guys" whilst jerking off the the characters that are probably minors.

"FALL GAYS!" The man Said. "Oh Boy!" His Friend said as he unzipped his trousers and turned on their PCs.

by Dog fucker 390 May 13, 2023

Freudian fall

An extreme version of the Freudian slip where the person says or does something that reveals their subconscious feelings so much that they will never be able to be themselves again. This error redefines them.

When Carson asked Asher if he was going into the school dance or if he was just going to hang outside. Asher replied that he'd only go if he could go into the "pants" with him. Asher said it loud enough that Barry heard. Barry posted it and Asher could never pick himself up from that Freudian fall.

by von groovy January 18, 2019