faBBot

Just the same as fag, but less offensive and more gay than fag.

Dood 1: Hey, fabbot!

Dood 2: I'm not gay, but what is fabbot?
Dood 1: It's like fag, but more gay, ye homo.

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaonline. Don't g1 August 8, 2017

Facebook Minute

(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.

Dude, where’s Mark?

Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.

Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.

by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011

fabolous

One of the most talented rappers out there today. Makes more money from doing appearances on other peoples' songs than making his own.

Fabolous has made appearances on songs by artists such as Jennifer Lopez, B2K, Amerie, Lil Mo, Usher, Christina Milian, and 112.

by Tricia March 26, 2005

Facebook Paranoia

Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable interests by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;

Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."

Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"

by Jeannette2 May 28, 2008

Facebook ghost

An acquaintance or friend from a previous phase of your life with whom you are "friends" on Facebook. Without Facebook they would have drifted entirely out of your mind-space except for very occasional "remember that guy?" reminisces. But because of Facebook, they continue leaving attenuated mental impressions on you.

This term isn't meant to include old friends who you don't see often but to whom you have a deep connection. Also, Facebook ghosts can become real friends and acquaintances again through a renewed connection or contact, often through Facebook itself.

Gavroche: Who is that guy with the crazy hair who keeps popping up on your newsfeed?

Fantine: I went to High school with that kid, but I haven't talked to him in years. He's just a Facebook ghost.

by Johnny Popular November 25, 2011

Sit on my Facebook

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.

Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

Faboo

Wonderful; The very best; of high quality; the most impressive

That website is just faboo!
You are my faboo best friend!

by Noah Zark Rockz June 6, 2011