Facebook

A website where you can enter all your information and have it hacked and distributed to international companies without your consent for free.

I had a Facebook account, but Cambridge Analytica stole my information. Thanks Zuckerberg!

by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

Facebook

Life clutter. A waste of time.

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.

by Mr Special September 1, 2018

Facebook

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.

"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."

by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012

Facebook

A website/app created by old people, for old people.

My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.

by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019

facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

facebook

The true origin of procrastination

I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.

by Toppet May 26, 2016