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Dude 4chan is such a Facebook
by Skhizy November 12, 2019
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A lame and simple social network website that hides the pages you followed, discourages socializing with new people, makes it impossible to find local people, and spams your screen with ads so that the CEO can get more money to build his fifteenth glass-walled house.
Don't socialize elsewhere or anywhere mate, just use Facebook, strap on your Facebook VR goggles and watch your friends on Facebook from a distance in stunning 5K 3D.
by M.W. Legends March 31, 2019
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Its is the only app that most boomers use. They do not understand instagram but can understand facebook although it is much more confusing
Weather reporter- what are the best type of fireworks to buy.
Legend- wouldnt you like to know weather boy.
That conversation can be found on facebook
by Oliviamhancock December 13, 2019
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A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.
by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019
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A website where boomers gather. Also leaks your whole life to the public and your data to the government.
Did you see what Shelby posted on facebook?
by alco3 August 18, 2019
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A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years
“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”
by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019
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to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)
I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
by shm02 May 17, 2018
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