Fridge

A very appealing being full of human desires. When the fridge is full, it can make anyone very happy. But when not full, it has the potential to kill.

Becky: Oh my god Brooke My fridge is half empty, what are we going to do now?
Brooke: Oh my fucking god Becky, your fridge is half full you pessimistic white privilege scum. Think about the starving kids in Africa!
Becky: Oh my fucking god you slut, not all starving kids are in Africa. Racist piece of whore.

by CrescentSelene June 5, 2016

nuke the fridge

Boris's least favourite phrase.

Why hasn't the PM arrived yet? Let's nuke the fridge while we wait.

by Cat's Knackers February 6, 2021

friggedy

to be fresh and up to date on every style.

that nigga Darren is so Friggedy

by Darren Miles July 15, 2007

Fridge Magnet

An overweight person. Usually someone that spends a considerable amount of time in front of the fridge.

Yo dude check out that fat bitch over there.


What a fridge magnet!!!

by Curly Poo August 20, 2008

fridgey

An amazing gorl, whos called fridgey because people tell her to chill out, and now she's so chilled out she's a fridge.
Supposedly Squidwards bestie.

Squidward: "Hey chill out!"
Guy 1: "Dude now she's a fridge..."
Fridgey: "UGHHHHHHHH!"

by SquidwardsNotAFridge November 4, 2019

Moving Fridges

When a male friend decides that plans with his girlfriend/wife is more important than plans with friends, or a general excuse not to do something

David: Have you seen Thomas recently

Jason: Nope he's "moving fridges"

David: you coming out tonight Thomas?
Thomas: sorry I'm moving a fridge

by CanadianElka.k.aJay April 22, 2011

Open Fridge

An Open Fridge Policy is where all the contents of your fridge are open to anyone to consume without seeking permission from the owner of the goods. Particularly applies to alcoholic drinks.

Hey mate, can I have a beer? Of course, you don't need to ask, it's an Open Fridge Policy at this house!

by oicunt June 1, 2015