Floof

The glorious hair style worn by Martin L. Gore in the 1980's.

Man, Martin's Floof is looking damn fine tonight.

by addieeeeeee January 16, 2009

Floor

A beautiful Dutch name and such a beautiful girl. She's very kind, caring, warm, lovely, smart, stunning, gorgeous, funny, hot, beautiful, musical, honest and a true sweetheart. She has the best music taste ever and when she plays a song on her guitar and sings, you could listen to her for days. A great best friend to have and she always makes you smile. You always can talk to her when you're sad. God.. she's so beautiful, especially when she smiles. Her blue eyes always tell you a story. Everytime when you see her, you can't wait till the next time you see her again. You won't regret knowing her. She's an angel in real life. In the future, one lucky guy will marry you.

you better don't break Floor's heart

by Reetjex December 26, 2016

floosy

A women who prowls, flirts or has sex with married men

Sarah has been with a dozen married men. . She is such a floosy

by ziondystopia May 11, 2014

floozyberry

the equivalent of a regular berry but juiced with floozy.
used to describe an individual with particulary whorish charachteristics.

"shes closes her legs about as often as cookies taste bad, what a floozyberry"

by captain smooth September 21, 2007

floor mess

Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.

Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.

by James Vanderball August 18, 2006

flootch

(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.

Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."

by heartfox December 5, 2009

Floor Buddy

The person that sits on the floor out of instinct directly after you do. This is usually done when smoking weed with a group of friends, in order to make handing you the bong or blunt less difficult.

Guy: "There's too many people on this couch I'm moving to the floor. I need a floor buddy."

Girl: *slides out of her seat & repositions herself onto the floor directly after*

by iamtheclitcommander July 27, 2010