fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

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fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.

I like your fixed hairline nigga.

by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ May 9, 2018

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Jagen Fix

A great guy who everybody loves and is way better than anyone named Andre Payawal who is terrible at everything.

Man that guy is a Jagen Fix.... hahaha I love him

by Purp1epanda19 January 22, 2018

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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

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