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Shop Speed Festival

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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Festive liru fucker (real)

HES BACK AND HES CELEBRATING FEELING FESTIVE. HE FUCKS LIRUS. He is a gamer.
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male): lmao hes back
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021
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Palomosa Festival

"Are you even living if you didn’t lose your mind at Palomosa Festival last summer?''
by palomosa June 8, 2025
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Festival Mode

'Festival mode' regarding the state of mind people are in when attending a music festival.
Person 1: "Mate I'm going to get so fucked at Reading - I can't fucking wait!"

Person 2: "Yeah man me too - I'm in complete festival mode!"
by picklerick8 April 19, 2018
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Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.
Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025
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