express delivery

An intentional and malicious act taking place in a public restroom. The offender enters a restroom to take a shit in a stall next to an occupied stall or stalls containing an unknown victim or victims. The offender defecates quickly and wipes, but refrains from flushing the fresh feces down the toilet. The foul odor from the shit fills the stall and adjacent stalls, and eventually the entire restroom. The offender must quickly exit the restroom without being seen before the victims, who are still in the act of having a bowel movement, have the opportunity to escape the fumes.

There was a dude in my favorite stall on the first floor so I decided to take an express delivery to show that bitch who's boss.

by JWheels7 January 17, 2011

expel

Told , speak ,

Expel your story

by Mazlobati December 19, 2016

Balloon expression

An extreme overreaction to a surprise or situation. It can also be seen in a picture titled Dont drop the balloon on funnyjunk.com.

(maury show) Josh you are the father! *Balloon expression*

I had a major balloon expression when I found out bob was gay.

Dont drop the balloon!! *Balloon expression*

by Jr-homicide May 22, 2009

Outhouse Express

A piece of software that makes the British Postal Service look efficient.

I was going to send an email today, but Outhouse Express deleted them most of my email, moved everything else to it's wanky proprietary folder and forgot my password. It is a steaming piece of shit.

by Gunter65465419851951651 April 28, 2010

Depresso Expresso

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)

Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee

by PaperHatLad March 6, 2020

two shoe express

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

Dayton Rug Burn Express

where your someone wacks you off inside you pair of jeans without underwear.

" Honey do you want to go again? ", " I guess, its just my hand is still a little red from that Dayton Rug Burn Express i gave you."

by Totes MaaGotes May 22, 2010