Erection Protection

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.

I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend

by HyperAjax August 8, 2009

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

Super erection

When the penis is so erect it starts to curl into the stomach

"When Bob has a super erection he can put it in his belly button

by _geggle_ July 31, 2015

re erection

the termed used when you are horny and thinking about jesus's resurrection and you say erection with re

jack hey bro what's that word when jesus became back alive..... uhhhh RE ERECTION

by thrust'n'bust February 22, 2017

Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure

Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

Heat Erection

When you are so over-sexually-stimulated that you feel as though you have to have diarrhea

I have a heat erection for Sarah

by BladezRLyfe December 14, 2018

Fortnite Erections

When you look at the thicc peoples skins like those gingermans with those big butts and sexy boobs

Can you be too attracted to women? bobby: "look at that sexy cowgirl. i got fortnite erections cause of her" john: "ew i hate you but aww ive been getting dreams of her"

by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 8, 2019