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Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018
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Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore
Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty
by Yenia August 31, 2021
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empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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Empty

Empty - to be in abundance, to have everything you need or to not need anything else in life.
I just got paid out 20 grand and bought a new dirt bike and a boat, fau brah your empty ass
by Sub Zero Point February 4, 2022
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empty

baiting your teammates , doesn't play for team.
that kid is trash he only empty frags roaming
by nubzya-r6number1champ March 21, 2021
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Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation
by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018
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Emptiness

The feeling of when that one person that genuinely makes you happy leaves you.....
The emptiness inside the young boy was caused by her absence.
by Foreverhurting April 27, 2021
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