Fortnite Travis Scott live event

refined crack cocaine to make me buy the goddamn astrojack skin instead of the travis scott skin, i hate myself and i will end my own life, as i do not own the fortnite travis scott skin. my friends have abondoned me, my girlfriend left me, my parents have disowned me and i have learnt that there is no god here other than the guy that made that one song that i only know about because of the fucking live event

2020
Alex: yooo this astrojack skin is fire, lets cop. travis scott is so mid how did they fuck that up that badly?
2023
Alex: i spent 30 fucking dollars on this shitass skin goddamnit i hate you epic games why did you make the astrojack the main part of the fortnite travis scott live event?

by gooey67 May 31, 2023

Not Even Once

The phrase refers to an anti-drug ad campaign that revolved around showing pictures of people in ruin with the phrase "Meth: not even once", general implication being that if you do meth even a single time it will suck you in and ruin your life.
The ad took off in the internet and was re-purposed, replacing "meth" with other things (X: not even once), generally meaning that the author of the image thinks that practicing X will lead to no good.

Someone seeing a woman's poorly-thought out tweet concerning a hot button political issue:
- Woman in politics: not even once.

by NKSedya August 6, 2019

Eventualist

The philosophy used by Eventualists, of taking everything out to it's logical conclusion. This can be used to make a very valid point, show the absurdity of another's argument or just end a statement. Related to Observationism in that one can take any given situation and accurately predict how it's going to end.

Loser: "I feel safer with the enhanced patdowns at the airport."

Eventualist: "It won't be long before the TSA will be doing anal cavity searches.

Dumbass: "I smoke crack every so often and my life hasn't changed at all."

Eventualist: "You'll be sucking dicks for a hit real soon."

Hillbilly: "Hey man, wanna see something funny? Hold my beer."

Eventualist: "I'm glad he made me a beneficiary."

by Cool Hand Chuck December 28, 2010

even 9

A term posers, like frat boys, use to brag up how many shots gets them the perfect amount of drunk while pregaming. When hanging out with other frat bags discussing drinking habits, this gives them the appearance of having amazing tolerance. When in actuality drinking this amount typically leaves them severely intoxicated and trying to hook up with some sorority freshman who now sleeps with any frat guy to get the attention she used to get in high school.

Dude we were over at (insert lame nickname here)'s and pregamed, yep did the even 9 so we are totally good to go man. Let's chug some boons farm, pop our collars, and jam some generic heavy metal.

by Muffin Longshanks January 16, 2011

Eventing

A discipline of horseback riding that involves three courses. The first is dressage. The second is show jumping. The third is cross country jumping. Most would consider it the hardest English discipline. Eventers are dedicated riders who love horses with all of their heart. They are not perfect riders but they work as hard as possible. They are usually loyal, kind, and caring. Although some get caught up in it and become snobby, rude, and trashy.

Emma Kate: I do barrel racing, what's your discipline?
Carolyne: I do eventing.

by HorsebackRiding123 July 13, 2015

You don't even look Italian!

A diss used by the jersey shore meant to be a really bad insult. Because Jersey Shore people always try to think that they are Italian.

You are so bad at fist pumping, get a freaking life.

Shut up. You don't even look Italian!

by massieistheBLOCK January 19, 2011

Café Kréyòl Show (Event)

Café Kréyòl or Café Kréyòl Show is an organization and also known as a tv show that is only interesting in music showcases, acoustic unplugged, comedy showcases, culture, and foods. The event is every Friday afternoon and people have access to live music performances and more for only $20 per Friday.

Café Kréyòl Show (Event) is an event that was launched by Bon Déjeuner! Radio to bring entertainment to the people in Cap-Haïtien.

by Mikee Brown September 28, 2018