Educated Head

Head given by an educated woman.

“Damn bro, I got educated head last night”

by Jena Tools January 29, 2018

Educated Everyman

A character that the Cabbie Homicide author coined when he does metafiction and real person fiction at his own expense as he does the style known as Real Person Horror (there are rules in the form as don't kill the real person off because they might have a sick fuck inspired by this. See stalker as those who are MarySue might wonder if this is a variation of the development. The character is usually had some college or self-educated (ie attended a community college) and well versed in unexplored subject matter as the roots come from Western Philosophy. As this is often stems from the roots of Amateur Sleth and Philosophical literature; as it's an archtype drawn from problem novels and modeled after Wes Craven's research for material sometimes coming up with subject matter from the same source material but not plagiarism. The character is modeled from Richard Matheson's horror output as he uses real places and real neighborhoods -- a variation of the badass normal coined by TVTropes. The character is a blue collar but transplanted into academia as the origins come from GlendaleHeights and CarolStream. Such characters are a combination of book and street smart as the character is common with urban fiction.

What is an Educated Everyman? The heavy metal pastor who weighed in on the King James Only Movement is the archetype for this character when they're much older. TVTropes would consider the archetype of the Greek philosopher Aesop but minus the funny talking animals. What ever you do, just don't steal their walkman in Cabrini Green because they will give you chase at full sprint.

by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018

San pedro college basic education department

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.

"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."

by ilikemilo October 8, 2021

Education

Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.

Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021

honkey education

college/higher education

"Go on and get you that honkey education, you might be big some day"

by Mr Roachclip October 16, 2021

Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.

Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.

by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021

FaceBook Education

Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.

Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 April 17, 2012