"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"
by TruthStrangerThanFiction August 20, 2011
Get the Dunkin Dumpmug. An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.
Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.
Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013
Get the Lumptee Dumpmug. When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
Get the Dump Pumpmug. A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
Get the Laptop Dumpmug. 
When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.
by raynadayz April 27, 2017
Get the Comfy Dumpmug. Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
by wotah January 8, 2015
Get the Dump and Bumpmug.