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Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.
Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.
by naxt December 16, 2013
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Hang dry

When a woman sets spread legged on a swing or well ventilated hanging chair after having vigorous sex to dry out before her next sexual encounters.
Did you see that hooker in that family’s back yard hang drying her shit out. Damn that’s some nasty shit.
by Physically a horse June 22, 2019
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dry start

Commonly used amongst males. When you're about to go for a swim and need to 'prep the package' in the event of the water temperature being less then desirable, you 'dry start' by pissing your togs/board shorts/speedos prior to immersion into the water.

Adjective: a running dry start - this can often invoke a dry start when one runs into the water at pace and the coolness of the water causes an instinctual reaction to ones genitalia
Fuck it's cold, I think I'm going to dry start this one.
by drystarter December 1, 2010
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dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.
Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.
by The Jokess April 25, 2009
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Dry pussy

Definition of Dry Pussy: Emma Caniglia
Did you hear about the girl with a dry pussy!?, yeah it’s emma caniglia!
by shotsfired December 24, 2021
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Dry Bitching

Dry bitching is the aim of aimless backstabbing, often when people are bored as fuck ,bitching for conversation and in most cases attention. The victim of the bitching often has done nothing to directly offend the person bitching. It's like bitching for comments /conversation and recognition .
A-"OMG trisya is here

B- "she's always so fucking late I mean what the point"
C-"don't start dry bitching bitching"
by Mymilkshakebringsalltheboys November 19, 2014
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