dookie spookies

An condition resulting from some type event that makes you so scared you shit yourself.

When the prof caught us talking in class, he flicked us off and yelled at us! I was so freaked that I got the dookie spookies.

by Quintus Abraham March 7, 2008

dookie noodler

The person administering the act of anal fisting while in a bathtub or pool.

"Hey baby, lets take a bath together, I feel like dookie noodling!"

"His hands are so small I'll bet he's a dookie noodler."

"She can hold her breath so long she would make a great dookie noodler!"

by rubtwostix October 10, 2011

Dookie Fruit

Pieces of shit stuck on your ass hairs.
Dingleberries.

"Dude, I really got to wash my asshole. I'm growing dookie fruits down there."

by HeXibitt July 24, 2017

Dook

When someone or something is not cool, bad, or a substitute for any insult saying someone is lame. Can be multiplied or presented bigger by saying things like; Ultra Dook, Mega Dook, Dook x infinity. It is also as an adjective.

Honestly I think Jessie is a Dook ass young boy with that hair line of his.

This food is Dook mom

That shit double Dook.

by Main Mar July 22, 2018

shooting dook

to deficate, violently or otherwise.

i can't talk right now, i'm shooting dook!

by o.b. juan-valdez January 28, 2007

Donkey Dook

A good fuck
aka
to be dicked down with a magnum sized penis

Robert went to Sally's house bent her over and gave her the donkey dook. She took it like a champ

by Kristin2525 January 14, 2008

fire flaming dookie

a shit that makes your ass burn like hell.

in other words having diahrea in hell

i took a fire flaming dookie and my ass was burning for weeks.

by poopman2424 December 18, 2009