Spirm Dragon

You know that really weird looking piece of pocket lint with rabies? Yup. It's a Spirm Dragon

Wow dude I think my pocket lint just bit me!

Now you have a Spirm Dragon infestation. You should get that checked out.

by The Googlist June 16, 2009

couch dragon

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing

Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.

by Mr sauve October 5, 2016

Chinese dragon

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.

Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.

by Dark_Panda420 February 22, 2012

riding the dragon

To achieve a drug induced high through the use of heroin, usually for the first time.

Natalie calmly helped the man empty the syringe into his arm and with cloudy eyes said, "Soon you'll be riding the dragon."

by S. S. Smith January 1, 2007

dragon lady

Asian cougar who is in position of power usually as wife of a boss. Known to be skilled in primitive thinking behaviours such as manipulation and deception in order to fuck you over.

Don't fuck her, man. She's a Dragon Lady.

by ponte September 10, 2006

dragon

An ugly woman, especially an elderly one, because she has wrinkled skin and long, sharp fingernails. Akin to "dog" which is usually used to refer to an unattractive younger woman.

Old Mrs. Gondorf is a real dragon.

by debodun August 3, 2007

Dragon Tales

A story about two kids who go out of their house without their parents permission into a world where hours last mini seconds in human time. The world is full of fat dinosaurs with wings called 'dragons'. These 'dragons'

- sing songs 24/7
- are gay
- take children away from their parents

Dragon Tales is a reason 9/11 happened

by Withered Demon Rogue August 1, 2016