Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

Drifting

Driving in the best suicidal manner so you die with 2 big balls instead of one like NFL NBA mlb and shit hit me up @sym_derek

Hey wanna start drifting in front of some cops

by 4074496180 October 23, 2019

New jersey drift

To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road

This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.

by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023

crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it

On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.

by Shanaynee September 1, 2019

You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

Skinny Drifting

Sliding along the floor while butt naked. Derives from the expression skinny dipping.

"Me and the boys were skinny drifting all over the locker room."

by Dremons March 30, 2020

Butt Drift

The constant smell drifting from one's bum.

Dude i can smell your butt drift from here

by WynoDyno December 9, 2009