Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016

uzi does it

Synonymal for Easy Does It. Mostly applies to gang war-fare in which firearms are presnt.

Gangsta: Cracka,where that mo-fuckin' electric lettuce you promised ma ass??!
Thug: *cracks knuckles*
Cracks: *pulls out Uzi* "Negro ya ass gone have to wait a minute, uzi does it."

by Niloc June 3, 2005

George Bush doesn't care about black people

Kanye's words of wisdom.

Tyrome: Yo bitch, dat look just like a George Bush doesn't care about black people!

Jyrome: 'eyo son I'm a negro staight up dat white ass boy gonna get popped by Kanye!

Tyrome: FRIED CHICKEN N' HOT SAUCE FO TONIGHT SONNN!

by gangstanaut October 9, 2005

Who does she think she is the queen of sheeba

She thinks her shit doesn't stink.

"Well...who does she think she is the queen of sheeba?"

by Cam McRae November 10, 2004

domestic rice

A term for a American brand car that has been modified with parts that have no relavance to upgrading the performance of the car.

Look at that fucking domestic rice mobile Cavalier, what does he think he's driving? A Civic?

by Chinaman Mao May 4, 2003

does the most

actions that annoy or irritate someone

Me: Whats wrong?

Friend: My mom was all up in my face this morning yelling at me for no reason!

Me: Man, your mom does the most!

by BreTheHipster May 2, 2012

Domestic Violence Method

When a person (usually a woman) makes false allegations of rape, domestic violence or child abuse to gain leverage in Family Court or alienate the other parent from the children. Making false allegations of domestic violence allows the accusers to obtain Domestic Violence Orders, which they use to stop the other parent having contact with their children. Accusers may also obtain free Legal Aid, free community housing etc

Father : I haven't seen my kids in 2 years because the courts banned me when Sally said I was a psychopathic child molestor.

Friend : really bro? Sounds like she really put the Domestic Violence Method into effect.

by GotSpankedAsAKidButLovedIt September 27, 2013