The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!
When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey
by samps daddy January 26, 2011
Get the Floppy Donkeymug. Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.
Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.
Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!
Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!
by BayAreaBlondie March 15, 2008
Get the panicked donkeymug. by iceberguk July 16, 2006
Get the compton donkeymug. A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.
Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.
This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.
This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.
by iamtherealdancingbanana January 10, 2014
Get the donkey basketballmug. 
An art form compromised almost entirely of sperm on a canvass in UV light amidst other bodily wastes.
Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.
Created whilst riding a unicorn backwards.
Can also be used in sculpture.
by Lucy Griffiths August 20, 2011
Get the Jizz donkeymug. The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.
Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."
Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."
Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."
by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010
Get the Donkey Punchersmug.