somalian beedle dial

haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.

man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?

man 2:yeah definatly

man 1:ok

by hairy beedle October 13, 2009

dial his own number

The act of anal masturbation with one's own finger, thumb or fingers. Can be a male or female.

Frankie Bones loves himself so much, he is known to dial his own number while driving.

by Mr. Scumbag to you November 9, 2011

High Speed Dial Up

when your high speed internet is running slow

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet

by 50% Cat November 17, 2011

dial up rile up

A state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow dial up modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to broadband data services.

He put his fist through the monitor in a dial up rile up.

by massimo_rubberslash October 28, 2005

drunk call girl/drunk dial girl

Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.

My drunk call girl is the bitch who broke my heart.

by X lu January 11, 2004

Dick dial

When one is wearing a wet bathing suit and your phone is laying on your lap and your penis suddenly gets the urge to dial your buddy Kyle.

“Hey, my bad bro. That was a dick dial.”

“It’s all good man. It happens to me all the time.”

by Sandman1996 July 23, 2022

So dial up.

Dated. So last millennium. A reference directed at those old enough to remember having to access information on the internet with a dial up modem.

Hey Dad, stop typing the acronym LOL, it's so dial up.

by Auntie Madz November 20, 2011