deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

by Bill August 19, 2004

dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".

Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.

by arvsft June 1, 2006

dropping a deuce

The act of taking a dump

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.

by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013

dual deucing

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom

justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock

by yzmur May 22, 2004

Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.

We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!

by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011

Deuce Spade

An ex-delinquent who has a short temper but is trying his best to change into a better person.

"When I told Deuce Spade that chickens don't come from store-bought eggs, his whole world came tumbling down."

by The Cupioromanticist December 8, 2022

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011