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derfing

the act of fucking a girl who is way below any normal standards
person 1:so i heard you went derfing last night.
person 2:yeah, I took pcp.

I wanted to go derfing, to I found the girl nicknamed Trailer Trash.

Bonus points if they have a kid.
by fred v. September 15, 2006
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Party Darwinism

The application of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution to partying. While there are different branches of Party Darwinism, most adherents agree to the following beliefs:

1. Parties evolve throughout the evening so that only the "fittest" and "best partiers" are able to keep partying. Weaker partiers end up going home, vomiting, or getting lost.

2. Partying evolution strengthens the party and makes it more fun.

3. Those who attempt to help weaker partiers continue throughout the evening ultimately just slow down the partying evolution and make it less fun for everyone.
Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "Dude, stop trying to help Steve up after he falls over on his face from drinking too much. Just let him lay in the gutter."

Friend 2 (Party Socialist): "C'mon man. It's so much more fun when we all stay together and move at the same pace and split our drinks."

Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "I believe in Party Darwinism. Leave the weak behind. Only the strong deserve to keep partying."
by Party-or-Die September 19, 2011
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derfing

When a guy and girl are sexually intimate, the practice of the guy to alternate between bottom and top holes (anus and vagina). No particular pattern of action is required, and the switch-off can be completely random (ie: top, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, bottom, bottom, top, fist).

Create special patterns to signify festive or celebratory events and occassions; re-live these occassions through fantastic, nostalgic sexual practices!
Donnie: Tim was derfing Julie and covered her vagina with shit.
Darcy: Goddam! O_O
by Pwnforce United December 27, 2005
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Darwinism of Skating

You would think that this is a certian style of skaters? No. Guys think they mainly skate, again, no. This is a group of Female skaters located in Westchester, New York. In order to make skating a more Multi-gender activity
by Timothy Timothy II April 10, 2011
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Darwin Up

evolve, having the ability and adaptability to explore and embrace the latest technology, fashion or experience.
Girl A: “Sheila wears leg warmers, Mitchell has a mullet and they listen to Disco. They fear the Internet.”

Girl B: “Scary! They need to Darwin Up!”
by mistral7maud August 17, 2012
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Darwin Maneuver

When a cop has someone pulled over and they angle their vehicle towards the road and turn their wheel into the traveled lane.

This increases the chances of impact with a moving vehicle by way of increasing the amount of surface area available for impact as well as increases the odds that during an impact the police cruiser will be pushed into oncoming traffic.
Oh look another cop pulled over an out of state plate on a busy road and is pulling a Darwin Maneuver.
by t3r5 September 13, 2018
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Darwin

Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rat Rar and he takes Ls
by Hi8 April 30, 2019
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