Going Danish

Acting like the Danish rules applies to you. Ex. You're always allowed to fuck. When you turn 15, other people are allowed to fuck you too. At 16 you can buy smokes and alcohol. At 17, nothing's really new, but you're busy fucking, drinking and smoking. At 18, you're not done with all that, but the Government figures you're better at it now, and gives you your drivers license.

-"Dude, you can't drink, smoke and fuck around like that! You're not even 17!"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"

by thebonus October 7, 2010

danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

Danish Biscuit

When fingering a girl from the front you reach back

and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.

Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."

Ted: "Did you oblige?"

Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

dancsok

A dude who has a ba-dunka-dunk butt but is very self-conscious about it.

That good ole' Rick, he sure as hell was a dancsok!

by JASON October 9, 2004

Danksity

Dank·si·ty /ˈdank/sitē/
1. The degree of loudness of a marijuana strand.

Jim: "I got this sick new loud pack called J1"
Bill: "Oh really, on a 1-10 scale, whats its danksity?"

by MN631 October 31, 2012

Danish Mudflaps

Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance

OMG she/he has Danish Mudflaps!

by Maggot211 May 11, 2015

danish priest

A man who is unable to get a girlfriend

Pippen is a danish priest

by HuaghHuaghHuagh October 1, 2015