danked

1. To expose yourself as a moron while trying to do exactly the opposite.

2. To blindly agree, as if you're the original author.

From the WoW forums, a character named Danks posted on the controversial new Honor System in pvp, "Good Job Blizzard!!! Honor System rocks!!! Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles."

There was an immediate reply of "Yes I agree. PVP action is key."

However, the 2nd post was also posted by Danks. He forgot to relog to an alt.

Person 1: "Where can I buy a good computer?"

Person 1: "Try Person 1's computer store!"

Person 2: Why are you answering your own post? /danked

by Vuelhering April 21, 2005

the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled

when your doing a girl from behind and you wisper in her ear you have an STD she will try to get away... (Bucking Bronco)then, while she is trying to get away punch her in the back of the head with both hands to knock her out (Double donkey punch) lastly drag her violently to the top of the stairs (preferrably by the hair)shove your D in her A and ride that shit down the stairs tobagon style (tobagon sled)

have you ever done the bucking bronco, double donkey punch tobagon sled?

it was crazy!

she died!

MORMON

by cum bustin bad boy March 31, 2009

panicked donkey

Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.

Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.

Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!

by BayAreaBlondie March 15, 2008

danked

To get caught keeping up interest in a thread by replying to your original post, with intention of using an alternative identity or account, but forgetting to log out of the original account, thus replying to your own post, but writing seemingly as a different person.

So named after the user Danks on a World of Warcraft discussion forum, in which the user replied to their own original post, but as a different person.

POST #1
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles. Just increase the Horde guards levels a bit and this game will be about perfect!!!


POST #2
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Yes I agree. PVP action is key.

by grobelaar April 25, 2005

compton donkey

some bitch who lets her kids wander round the hood while she sits at home high on crack...

look at tha compton donkey

by iceberguk July 16, 2006

sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

donkey basketball

A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.

Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.

This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.

by iamtherealdancingbanana January 10, 2014