gard for days

a) an area replete with niggers
b) black as far as the eye can see

my friend said "it's awfully niggardly around here," to which i replied "gard for days..."

by ronald m. mool April 4, 2008

people these days

People these days are cruel and they will switch up first chance they get. Everyone on this earth is fake

People these days are fake

by Thereallist December 9, 2017

dalson

very handsome young man...but at the same time very fucking pro

I would love a Dalson in my life.

by Thorbuyz May 5, 2017

Later Days

Colloquial term meaning "See you in later days" a looser derivative of the term "See you later" and implies a possible longer time before meeting again.

This term was made famous following the suicide of 16yo Jeremy Wade Delle in 1991, after passing a note to a fellow classmate he signed the note "Later days" rather than his usual "Write back". This suicide was the basis for the song Jeremy by Pearl Jam.

"I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow, so I guess I'll see you when I see you?"

"Yeah, later days"

by Shanehane October 12, 2009

Dalyssa

A Dalyssa is a very gay sexy girl who loves long walks on the beach. She has a way with words and always gets herself out of the toughest situations. She is spontaneous and super fun person to be around. Funny and smart and also is great in bed.

I wish I could be with Dalyssa.

by SwagmasterJay January 13, 2014

dalyarak

a blockhead, a chaod, a big-time loser

This guy's a dalyarak!

by Mondo December 1, 2003

twelve days of christmas

For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.

I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.

by reddevilspal December 21, 2008