Dad 

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married

My dad has never shared anything in his life.

Dad by Jong Jang October 16, 2019

dad 

the mf'er that leaves to new orlands when he says he will be back soon

me-hay dad were are you going

dad-to the store I'll be back soon

also dad-leaves to new orlands

dad by yourgaymum October 22, 2019

Dad 

Whats a dad?

Mom:wheres your dad

Me: oh he went to get some milk

Dad by That ugly man October 22, 2019

Dad 

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

Dad by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

Dad 

A dad is a person that says he is going out to get milk and doesn't come back. It must be some pretty good milk?

"I'm just going to get milk". says Dad.

Dad by Kaito Kaminari October 25, 2019

Dad 

Dad I have not seen you since you went to get milk

Ur dad is getting milk

Dad by Ben farran November 18, 2019

dad 

left me

when as was 5 my dad left for kids

dad by sugar daddyyyy November 25, 2019