douchebag

Douche comes from the norwegian word dushe, eller dusje which means shower. Having a bag over your head means you dont get the shower, and you are therefore retarded. A douchebag is a stinky person who believes he smells good, therefore he is an idiot or as we say - a douchebag!

Whats that smell? Oh, its that douchebag over there!

by Steingalkrs July 30, 2014

DOUCHEBAG

SOMEONE WHO HAS THE THINKING LEVEL OF PEOPLE AND IS NOT AFRAID TO HEIR HIS/HER OPINIONS EVEN WHEN THEY MAY HURT OTHERS(THE TRUTH HURTS ANYWAYS)

HE SAID I AM UGLY TO MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC HE WAS BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG

by TEMP M September 29, 2015

douchebag

"Nice Guy's" definition of douchebag: Any guy that isn't me

I can't believe that bitch just friendzoned me for that douchebag! All women are such sluts!

by Kanna-Chan October 27, 2017

douchebag

Justin Bieber, one direction, etc... etc...

"dude, you see that guy over there?"
"yeah..."
"what you think?"
"what a douchebag .... must be a justin bieber"

by niqua October 29, 2013

douchebag

you're smart, EXTREMELY funny, and the best part is that u treat girls with respect.

Girl-
"Hey, I don't like you because you're a douchebag!"

Guy-
"Dang."

by Pervis Ellis April 7, 2007

Douchebag

People who breath through their mouths while they talk (mouth breathers), People who pout when they lose the game, people who refuse to play for the team that drafts them, people who go to the super bowl numerous times & can't win, Win and take credence from the RB who actually deserves it, people who are punk ass bitches!

John Elway, douchebag

by myspace.com/enixred December 22, 2008

douchebag

A Bag of Douche. douche is a french word

On day me and my friend were walking through a mall. It was a really rainy day so we were gonna hang out at the mall and breath some fumes, it was pretty fun until some -douchebag- adult got a cop on us, then we were screwed. Ten years later, I'm free!

by The Floop June 20, 2007