double dish disorder

The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.

1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)

by FreemDeem November 19, 2009

Why are the dishes hot?

Because Geoff.

Geoff, Why are the dishes hot?

by Jefe the Dish May 22, 2018

croissants and butter dish

ITS CROISSANTS AND A BUTTER DISH STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SOMETHING ITS NOT

simply croissants and butter dish

by tiredofyall May 16, 2020

deep dish bukake

A girl cuts a hole in a deep dish pan big enough for her head to fit through, then a large group of men take turns ejaculating on her face until the pan is full.

Hey man, come over to mark's house tonight, he's hosting a deep dish bukake

by Jazzblaster6 April 4, 2017

Filipino Dish Rag

When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.

I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.

by ToothpasteEater April 23, 2017

Dirty Deep Dish

whenever a woman (or man) presses the lower stomach fat together in order to create a verticle crease in the skin; the male partner then pours a lubicrant on the skin and then rubs his penis inbetween the crease. Very similar to a boob job.

"So how was your night with Jane?"

"Oh it was awesome! She was a little chubby so I could give her a dirty deep dish."

by Boscxx March 2, 2017

dish of skim milk

An 18th century term Meaning your weak as fuck

By god he's a dish of skim milk

by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016